Standing on Chair

Caitlin: “Can you put on your shoes?”
Ryder: “Can you do it instead of me, I’m pretty busy.”

Caitlin: “Why are you so cute?”
Ryder: “Because I had a rest.”

Caitlin: “Good job little peanut!”
Ryder: “I’m not a penis!”

As part of the bedtime process, especially if I get home late, I will sometimes go in and snuggle with Ryder. In his bed, Ryder has a little-person pillow sandwiched by two big-person pillows. This is a short exchanged that transpired one night.
Ryder: “Daddy, can you snuggle over on this side?”
Ryan: “How come?”
Ryder: “Because I put boogers on that pillow.”

Smiles

This was a conversation we had at the dinner table one night.
Ryder: “Why does milk make hard poops?”
Ryan: “I don’t know why. It just does, though.”
Ryder: “Because when the trucks deliver the milk, they make hard poops.”
Ryan: “I don’t know about that.”
Ryder: “I think that sounds right.”

Sometimes, Ryder comes in and “visits” us while we’re in the bathroom.
Ryder: “This bathroom is like a cage right now.”

This one pretty much explains itself, we think.
Caitlin: “Can you help us find the flashlight? You were playing with it earlier.”
Ryder: “No….Well, it’s not in my hand right now.”