In Favor of Artificial Xmas Trees By ryan in Life, Rants December 26, 2012 0 Comment This is why I am in favor of artificial Christmas trees. Don’t get me wrong, I love the smell of real Christmas trees, and lots of things about them, but I don’t love this. I don’t love this in a big way. So. Much. Junk Dyson™ - It doesn't lose suction. Until it does.