All the news that’s fit to print about Ryder. And you can bet there will be a lot pertaining to this category.
Standing on Chair
Caitlin: “Can you put on your shoes?”
Ryder: “Can you do it instead of me, I’m pretty busy.”
Caitlin: “Why are you so cute?”
Ryder: “Because I had a rest.”
Caitlin: “Good job little peanut!”
Ryder: “I’m not a penis!”
An older shot of Ryder. Random, but cute. I think it’s hard to not love, or at least really enjoy a bathtub mohawk, whether it’s on Ryder, Ferris Bueller, or someone else. They’re just that good.
Bathtub Mohawk
To make your child into a football fan. In my defense, however, I will say that Ryder (much younger at the time than now), pulled his chair up to the TV. That far away from the TV.
Touchdown!