It recently came to my attention that Oprah shut down a large section of what is referred to as the Magnificent Mile a few weeks ago. Who? Oprah Winfrey – the lady with the talk show. You know, there was a 30 Rock episode that seemed to be about her on some level? Yes! That one.

Coincidentally, I happened to have an appointment on south Michigan on the Tuesday after Labor Day that she was having the party. So it was pretty obvious something was going on. I can figure out stuff like that; I’m very much like a private detective with an obnoxiously casual dress code. Continue reading